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Well, this is a tough one.

What in the heck do you say to someone that didn't really intend to be here, but things just turned out that way.

This is the home of Microft.Com. The most miss-hit site on the World Wide Web. It is pretty safe to say that most people that come here, didn't start out heading this way. But they all have one thing in common: They have just experienced *Operator Error*

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